Monday, May 24, 2010

POW! BANG! ZAP!

lets play a little Q & A...

Q. What is one of the worst things that could get into your house?
A. A BAT!

Q. What is worse than getting a bat in your house?
A. Getting a second bat in your house a year later. (isnt that like getting struck by lightning twice??)

Q. What is worse than getting a second bat in your house?
A. helplessly having to watch the creepy thing fly around all your stuff with only a glass door seperating you.

Q. What is worse than watching the creepy thing fly around all your stuff?
A. having it land and then completely losing it!

welcome to my nightmare.

Q. What is much better than losing it in your house at 11:00 at night?
A. having your hero dad and husband finally find and rid our house of the creature.

Q. What is better than finding and getting rid of the creature?
A. having gotten most of the action on video :)

Q. What is better than getting it caught on tape?
A. having a husband that will stay up really late and watch light, funny and distracting chick-flicks till you fall asleep.

Q. What is better than a husband staying up?
A. LYSOL-ing the whole house the next morning.

my final note to Peter: 1 more bat in the house = 1 for-sale sign in the yard.

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